Nog 2 dagen te gaan

Omdat ik niet kan afwachten totdat het kerst is, begin ik alvast met aftellen!
Vandaag, met nog 2(!) dagen te gaan, twee brieven omtrent kerst!

Dear Santa,

This year, instead of leaving you cookies, I will be leaving you celery.
I want you to be there for future generations, and lately, Atherosclerosis
has been calling your name.

Sincerely, Worried Children

 

Dear gift givers,

I understand that "it's the thought that counts",
but what kind of thoughts were going through your head when you picked this out?

Sincerely, are you serious.

 

(bron: Dear blank, please blank)